Mission, TX Stand Up Comedians

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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson, profile image
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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

Clean Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from San Antonio, TX (221 miles from Mission, TX)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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Rik Roberts :: Clean Comedy & Creative Keynotes!

17reviews

30 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Austin, TX (278 miles from Mission, TX)

Rik creates excitement through comedy and connecting with the audience. With 20 years of experience, you can rest assured you and your event are in good hands. He can offer you multiple choices for your event including S...

Starting at
$1,500 per event
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'Blame' the Comic

24reviews

38 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Houston, TX (304 miles from Mission, TX)

"Blame" the comic is a nationally accredited comedian. He has formerly been seen on BET's hit show Coming to the Stage second season, and Blame the Comic is currently touring with Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morni...

Starting at
$400 per event
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Benja Welldone Comedy, - 'Comedy, A-la-Carte',

1 verified booking

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Fort Worth, TX (449 miles from Mission, TX)

*Comedy, A-la-Carte’, *You Choose the Rating of material (maturity), - *And receive a menu selection of topics to choose from, *To make your unique Stand-up Comedy Experience. *Not A Wedding Planner, - *Wedding Tailo...

Starting at
$500 per event
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Marvin Lee

6reviews

9 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Houston, TX (307 miles from Mission, TX)

A MULTI-CULTURAL MELTING POT OF LAUGHS! FROM AMC'S THE WALKING DEAD SEASON 6,7 & 8 AND FAST & FURIOUS 8, I BRING THE STAR POWER TO YOUR EVENT! I DO ONE THING BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE HERE AND THAT'S MAKING YOU FALL OUT ON...

Starting at
$1,200 per event
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Jason Douglas & The Comedian Company (Texas)

5reviews

8 verified bookings

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Dallas, TX (466 miles from Mission, TX)

Jason Douglas - A touring comedian for over 15 years. I specialize in company parties, corporate events, private parties, clubs, roasts, and anything else you can think of! I'm the number 1 booked comedian on The Bash...

Starting at
$500 per event
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Tim Palmer Comedian

Stand Up Comedian from Dallas, TX (462 miles from Mission, TX)

Tim is a Headlining Standup Comedian who can entertain any type of audience. Tim can do an hour show or a shorter set and prides himself on his ability to customize the comedy from squeaky clean, to mature, or anywhere...

Starting at
$500 per event
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Rik Roberts :: Clean Comedy & Creative Keynotes!

5reviews

9 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Dallas, TX (466 miles from Mission, TX)

Texans remember two things - that Alamo and Rik Roberts clean comedy shows! Your group will love Rik's "easy to relate to" upbeat comedy. It's 100% funny with a money-back guarantee. Need more than comedy? Rik has three...

Starting at
$2,000 per event
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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

5reviews

5 verified bookings

Clean Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Dallas, TX (459 miles from Mission, TX)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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Neal Rosen - Comedian for Corporate/Private events

4reviews

6 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Houston, TX (295 miles from Mission, TX)

Serious bio (see comedic bio below!): Neal Rosen is a stand-up comic with jokes and stories based on his corporate career in engineering, technology, management, and sales, as well as his long-lasting marriage, his kids...

Starting at
$600 per event
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Donnie Does Jokes

2 verified bookings

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Clean Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Austin, TX (279 miles from Mission, TX)

?? Best Stand-Up Comedian (Clean) 2021 - All The Laughs Comedy Awards ?? Runner-Up Class Clown - High School You've seen him on Drybar Comedy, Amazon Prime Video, and have likely seen him sleeping in his car! Donnie St...

Starting at
$950 per event
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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

2reviews

2 verified bookings

Clean Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Houston, TX (306 miles from Mission, TX)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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Dorie Comedy

1review

1 verified booking

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Dallas, TX (462 miles from Mission, TX)

Dorie is a comedian/author/story-teller who believes that caffeine is keeping her alive, popcorn should have its own food group, dry-cleaning saves marriages and that true joy comes from knowing we are worthy of God’s lo...

Starting at
$575 per event
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MPSC Entertainment West

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Clean Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Dallas, TX (454 miles from Mission, TX)

Dear Prospective Clients, Hello and welcome! We are thrilled to introduce you to Mr. Phil Strickland, our Executive Event Coordinator here at MPSC Entertainment. With his unique superpowers as a Comedian Firefighter and...

Starting at
$975 per event
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Justin James - The Bash's #1 Booked Comedy Act!

47reviews

111 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Seattle, WA (1967 miles from Mission, TX)

National touring artist Justin James is the perfect fit for your next event! Do you need an amazing yet clean comedy show, a first rate Master of Ceremonies, Pitchman, or an absolutely fantastic auctioneer? Then look no...

Starting at
$500 per event
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Jason Douglas & The Comedian Company

26reviews

56 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Minneapolis, MN (1324 miles from Mission, TX)

Jason Douglas - Comedian for corporate events, private parties, and more! TV & Radio Credits: Comedy Central's Laugh Riots, Bob & Tom Radio Show, Sirius & XM Satellite Radio, ESPN College Game Day (twice). Opening act...

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Corporate And Private Party Comedian - John Deboer

20reviews

34 verified bookings

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Minneapolis, MN (1328 miles from Mission, TX)

John DeBoer can be seen and heard on Comedy Central, XM-Sirius Satellite Radio, and in national TV commercials, with a brief (very brief, yet heartwarming) shot on Last Comic Standing. A nationally touring headliner,...

Starting at
$1,000 per event
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Moody McCarthy

52reviews

121 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from New York City, NY (1714 miles from Mission, TX)

With seven network TV appearances Moody McCarthy is one of the region's most accomplished working comedians. He has had standout sets on The Letterman Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live, and more recently Conan. Additionally, he'...

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Marcus, Funny Man Who Does Tricks

17reviews

44 verified bookings

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from West Jordan, UT (1264 miles from Mission, TX)

Marcus's show consists of stand up comedy, juggling balls, juggling clubs, yo-yo tricks, catching a bowling ball with his face, manipulating boxes, juggling ping pong balls using nothing but his mouth, musical interludes...

Starting at
$750 per event
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Jeremy Nunes: Multi-Time "Best of the Bash" Winner

28reviews

29 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Maryville, MO (995 miles from Mission, TX)

Jeremy has a our highest rating, 5 stars, based on feedback from clients like you! As you can see, year after year he's won our "Best of" award for comedy! This clean comedian has appeared in his own DryBar Comedy Spe...

Starting at
$500 per event
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K-von (Comedian)

14reviews

28 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Las Vegas, NV (1204 miles from Mission, TX)

K-von is so funny. He has been on Netflix, TEDtalks, NBC's Last Comic Standing and his Dry Bar Comedy Specials have over 200million views. He just finished starring in a movie alongside Jon Heder (aka Napoleon Dynamite)....

Starting at
$600 per event
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COMEDIAN: STEVE MITTLEMAN

72reviews

110 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Los Angeles, CA (1313 miles from Mission, TX)

BEST IN PERSON AND VIRTUAL COMEDIAN! (I JUST DID A ZOOM SHOW, LAST WEEK.) Over 200 EVENTS on THE BASH nationwide! Happy clients of all kinds. Won The Big Laff-Off on SHOWTIME! On The Tonight Show with Carson & Leno....

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COMEDIAN: STEVE MITTLEMAN

34reviews

53 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from San Francisco, CA (1613 miles from Mission, TX)

BEST IN PERSON and VIRTUAL COMEDIAN! (I JUST DID A ZOOM SHOW, LAST WEEK.) Over 200 EVENTS on THE BASH nationwide! Happy clients of all kinds. Won The Big Laff-Off on SHOWTIME! On The Tonight Show with Carson & Leno....

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NASHVILLE BASED ENTERTAINER RIK ROBERTS

34reviews

61 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Nashville, TN (964 miles from Mission, TX)

Your group will love Rik's "easy to relate to" upbeat comedy. 100% funny with a money back guarantee. With 20 years experience, you can rest assured you and your event are in good hands. Rik can offer you multiple cho...

Starting at
$1,500 per event
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Rik Roberts :: Clean Comedy & Creative Keynotes!

20reviews

33 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Stand Up Comedian from Indianapolis, IN (1176 miles from Mission, TX)

Your group will love Rik's "easy to relate to" upbeat comedy. 100% funny with a money back guarantee. With 25 years experience, you can rest assured you and your event are in good hands. Rik can offer you multiple cho...

Starting at
$1,500 per event
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