Helotes, TX Comedians

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Chandra Murthy Comedian

1review

2 verified bookings

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Comedian from San Antonio, TX (14 miles from Helotes, TX)

Performed hilarious comedy (Clean or mixed) at major clubs in San Antonio and Texas including the River Center Comedy Club and LOL Club. Specialized in Corporate shows and Private parties. Headlined and featured at seve...

Starting at
$250 per event
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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

Clean Comedian & Comedian from San Antonio, TX (19 miles from Helotes, TX)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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Tammie Bernal Comedy

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Comedian from Boerne, TX (9 miles from Helotes, TX)

Hi! My name is Tammie Bernal. I'm a stand-up comedian and event host. After 10 years in professional development and training, I've mastered the art of facilitating party games and team building activities that people ac...

Starting at
$100 per event
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Rik Roberts :: Clean Comedy & Creative Keynotes!

17reviews

30 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian from Austin, TX (72 miles from Helotes, TX)

Rik creates excitement through comedy and connecting with the audience. With 20 years of experience, you can rest assured you and your event are in good hands. He can offer you multiple choices for your event including S...

Starting at
$1,500 per event
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Donnie Does Jokes

2 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian & Comedian from Austin, TX (74 miles from Helotes, TX)

?? Best Stand-Up Comedian (Clean) 2021 - All The Laughs Comedy Awards ?? Runner-Up Class Clown - High School You've seen him on Drybar Comedy, Amazon Prime Video, and have likely seen him sleeping in his car! Donnie St...

Starting at
$950 per event
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'Blame' the Comic

24reviews

38 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian from Houston, TX (202 miles from Helotes, TX)

"Blame" the comic is a nationally accredited comedian. He has formerly been seen on BET's hit show Coming to the Stage second season, and Blame the Comic is currently touring with Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morni...

Starting at
$400 per event
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Rik Roberts :: Clean Comedy & Creative Keynotes!

5reviews

9 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian & Comedian from Dallas, TX (248 miles from Helotes, TX)

Texans remember two things - that Alamo and Rik Roberts clean comedy shows! Your group will love Rik's "easy to relate to" upbeat comedy. It's 100% funny with a money-back guarantee. Need more than comedy? Rik has three...

Starting at
$2,000 per event
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Marvin Lee

6reviews

9 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian from Houston, TX (209 miles from Helotes, TX)

A MULTI-CULTURAL MELTING POT OF LAUGHS! FROM AMC'S THE WALKING DEAD SEASON 6,7 & 8 AND FAST & FURIOUS 8, I BRING THE STAR POWER TO YOUR EVENT! I DO ONE THING BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE HERE AND THAT'S MAKING YOU FALL OUT ON...

Starting at
$1,200 per event
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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

5reviews

5 verified bookings

Clean Comedian & Comedian from Dallas, TX (245 miles from Helotes, TX)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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Neal Rosen - Comedian for Corporate/Private events

4reviews

6 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian & Comedian from Houston, TX (194 miles from Helotes, TX)

Serious bio (see comedic bio below!): Neal Rosen is a stand-up comic with jokes and stories based on his corporate career in engineering, technology, management, and sales, as well as his long-lasting marriage, his kids...

Starting at
$600 per event
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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

2reviews

2 verified bookings

Clean Comedian & Comedian from Houston, TX (204 miles from Helotes, TX)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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Benja Welldone Comedy, - 'Comedy, A-la-Carte',

1 verified booking

Comedian from Fort Worth, TX (225 miles from Helotes, TX)

*Comedy, A-la-Carte’, *You Choose the Rating of material (maturity), - *And receive a menu selection of topics to choose from, *To make your unique Stand-up Comedy Experience. *Not A Wedding Planner, - *Wedding Tailo...

Starting at
$500 per event
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Dorie Comedy

1review

1 verified booking

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Clean Comedian & Comedian from Dallas, TX (247 miles from Helotes, TX)

Dorie is a comedian/author/story-teller who believes that caffeine is keeping her alive, popcorn should have its own food group, dry-cleaning saves marriages and that true joy comes from knowing we are worthy of God’s lo...

Starting at
$575 per event
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MPSC Entertainment West

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Clean Comedian & Comedian from Dallas, TX (238 miles from Helotes, TX)

Dear Prospective Clients, Hello and welcome! We are thrilled to introduce you to Mr. Phil Strickland, our Executive Event Coordinator here at MPSC Entertainment. With his unique superpowers as a Comedian Firefighter and...

Starting at
$975 per event
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Tim Palmer Comedian

Stand Up Comedian & Comedian from Dallas, TX (247 miles from Helotes, TX)

Tim is a Headlining Standup Comedian who can entertain any type of audience. Tim can do an hour show or a shorter set and prides himself on his ability to customize the comedy from squeaky clean, to mature, or anywhere...

Starting at
$500 per event
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$500

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65 days

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