Sweeny, TX Clean Comedians

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Neal Rosen - Comedian for Corporate/Private events, profile image
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Neal Rosen - Comedian for Corporate/Private events

4reviews

6 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian from Houston, TX (44 miles from Sweeny, TX)

Serious bio (see comedic bio below!): Neal Rosen is a stand-up comic with jokes and stories based on his corporate career in engineering, technology, management, and sales, as well as his long-lasting marriage, his kids...

Starting at
$600 per event
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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

2reviews

2 verified bookings

Clean Comedian from Houston, TX (54 miles from Sweeny, TX)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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'Blame' the Comic

24reviews

38 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Clean Comedian from Houston, TX (52 miles from Sweeny, TX)

"Blame" the comic is a nationally accredited comedian. He has formerly been seen on BET's hit show Coming to the Stage second season, and Blame the Comic is currently touring with Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morni...

Starting at
$400 per event
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Marvin Lee

6reviews

9 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Clean Comedian from Houston, TX (54 miles from Sweeny, TX)

A MULTI-CULTURAL MELTING POT OF LAUGHS! FROM AMC'S THE WALKING DEAD SEASON 6,7 & 8 AND FAST & FURIOUS 8, I BRING THE STAR POWER TO YOUR EVENT! I DO ONE THING BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE HERE AND THAT'S MAKING YOU FALL OUT ON...

Starting at
$1,200 per event
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PT Bratton

9reviews

17 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Stand Up Comedian & Clean Comedian from Houston, TX (52 miles from Sweeny, TX)

With a rich tapestry of experiences as a former Pastor and Military Veteran, PT's comedic genius lies in his ability to connect with a wide range of audiences, making him a perfect fit for corporate events, non-profit ga...

Starting at
$500 per event
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Lotto Marie Entertainment

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Comedian & Clean Comedian from Houston, TX (48 miles from Sweeny, TX)

Dynamic comedian and versatile entertainer with over eight years of experience in stand-up, emceeing, and acting. In 2024 she added Licensed Auctioneer to her professional resume. Adept at captivating audiences with high...

Starting at
$500 per event
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Donnie Does Jokes

2 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian from Austin, TX (145 miles from Sweeny, TX)

?? Best Stand-Up Comedian (Clean) 2021 - All The Laughs Comedy Awards ?? Runner-Up Class Clown - High School You've seen him on Drybar Comedy, Amazon Prime Video, and have likely seen him sleeping in his car! Donnie St...

Starting at
$950 per event
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Rik Roberts :: Clean Comedy & Creative Keynotes!

17reviews

30 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Clean Comedian from Austin, TX (146 miles from Sweeny, TX)

Rik creates excitement through comedy and connecting with the audience. With 20 years of experience, you can rest assured you and your event are in good hands. He can offer you multiple choices for your event including S...

Starting at
$1,500 per event
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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

Clean Comedian from San Antonio, TX (168 miles from Sweeny, TX)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

4reviews

5 verified bookings

Clean Comedian from Stroud, OK (466 miles from Sweeny, TX)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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Rik Roberts :: Clean Comedy & Creative Keynotes!

5reviews

9 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian from Dallas, TX (273 miles from Sweeny, TX)

Texans remember two things - that Alamo and Rik Roberts clean comedy shows! Your group will love Rik's "easy to relate to" upbeat comedy. It's 100% funny with a money-back guarantee. Need more than comedy? Rik has three...

Starting at
$2,000 per event
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AL FIKE-CLEAN COMEDIAN & MUSICIAN!

4reviews

10 verified bookings

Clean Comedian from Van Alstyne, TX (306 miles from Sweeny, TX)

Al Fike has been performing & speaking for churches and corporate organizations for too many years to count! He plays the BANJO, GUITAR, the HANDSAW, and even his HANDS! He's shared the stage with Bob Hope, Zig Ziglar,...

Starting at
$1,800 per event
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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

5reviews

5 verified bookings

Clean Comedian from Dallas, TX (262 miles from Sweeny, TX)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

6reviews

9 verified bookings

Clean Comedian from Mound Bayou, MS (443 miles from Sweeny, TX)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

2reviews

2 verified bookings

Clean Comedian from New Orleans, LA (345 miles from Sweeny, TX)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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Dorie Comedy

1review

1 verified booking

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian from Dallas, TX (265 miles from Sweeny, TX)

Dorie is a comedian/author/story-teller who believes that caffeine is keeping her alive, popcorn should have its own food group, dry-cleaning saves marriages and that true joy comes from knowing we are worthy of God’s lo...

Starting at
$575 per event
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MPSC Entertainment West

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Clean Comedian from Dallas, TX (260 miles from Sweeny, TX)

Dear Prospective Clients, Hello and welcome! We are thrilled to introduce you to Mr. Phil Strickland, our Executive Event Coordinator here at MPSC Entertainment. With his unique superpowers as a Comedian Firefighter and...

Starting at
$975 per event
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Marvin Lee

10reviews

14 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Clean Comedian from New Orleans, LA (343 miles from Sweeny, TX)

A MULTI-CULTURAL GUMBO OF LAUGHS! FROM AMC'S THE WALKING DEAD SEASON 6, 7 & 8 AND FAST & FURIOUS 8, I BRING THE STAR POWER TO YOUR EVENT! I DO ONE THING BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE HERE AND THAT'S MAKING YOU FALL OUT ON THE...

Starting at
$650 per event
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Rik Roberts :: Clean Comedy & Creative Keynotes!

3reviews

6 verified bookings

Comedian & Clean Comedian from New Orleans, LA (344 miles from Sweeny, TX)

New Orleans is known for two things - The French Quarter and great entertainment. How easy is it to book Rik Roberts? It's BIG EASY with a 100% funny with a money-back guarantee. With 25 years of experience, you can res...

Starting at
$2,000 per event
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Jason Douglas & The Comedian Company (Texas)

5reviews

8 verified bookings

Comedian & Clean Comedian from Dallas, TX (268 miles from Sweeny, TX)

Jason Douglas - A touring comedian for over 15 years. I specialize in company parties, corporate events, private parties, clubs, roasts, and anything else you can think of! I'm the number 1 booked comedian on The Bash...

Starting at
$500 per event
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ANDREW ROSE - CLEAN COMEDIAN

2 verified bookings

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Stand Up Comedian & Clean Comedian from Oklahoma City, OK (457 miles from Sweeny, TX)

Andrew Rose is an Oklahoma City based internationally touring comedian. He has been seen on DryBar comedy and is the former host it The World Series of Comedy. Andrew is a full time road comic that would love to be...

Starting at
$400 per event
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Benja Welldone Comedy, - 'Comedy, A-la-Carte',

1 verified booking

Comedian & Clean Comedian from Fort Worth, TX (269 miles from Sweeny, TX)

*Comedy, A-la-Carte’, *You Choose the Rating of material (maturity), - *And receive a menu selection of topics to choose from, *To make your unique Stand-up Comedy Experience. *Not A Wedding Planner, - *Wedding Tailo...

Starting at
$500 per event
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Tim Palmer Comedian

Stand Up Comedian & Clean Comedian from Dallas, TX (265 miles from Sweeny, TX)

Tim is a Headlining Standup Comedian who can entertain any type of audience. Tim can do an hour show or a shorter set and prides himself on his ability to customize the comedy from squeaky clean, to mature, or anywhere...

Starting at
$500 per event
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$975

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4.8 stars

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$583

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71 days

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