LadyHaHa Comedian from Cranbury, NJ

Sad news from Lady HaHa (formerly of The Pointless Sisters): If you logged onto The Bash hoping to book The Pointless Sisters, I'm sorry to report that our trio is no more. After multiple Grammy nominations and years of playing to enthusiastic crowds the world over, most bands would have no trouble remaining together--including ours, had we reached that point. But my two partners (who shall remain nameless--and, no doubt, dirt poor and unknown) up and quit, leaving me to perform our original comedy songs solo to the many loyal fans we'd hoped to acquire in the future. With record sales totaling in the millions, we might have been more inclined to patch up our differences--but we'll never know. Am I angry? No. I'm grateful that while they did knife me in the back, it was only metaphorically--since as my backup singers/rhythm section, they were perfectly positioned to do the dirty deed for real. Is a reconciliation possible? Don't make me laugh--which is something no song generated by their two peach-pit-sized brains could ever accomplish. Which puts those traitors in a tough spot, since as copyright owner of the entire Pointless Sisters catalog, I'm the only one who can perform the numbers our future fans would have loved had we made it to our first gig. And perform them I will. Please submit a gig request for details about how Lady HaHa will provide an evening of entertainment your guests will long remember! Yours, Lady HaHa

• WEDDING BILL BLUES | Lady HaHa
• CCR’S LOST LOVE SONGS | Lady HaHa
• MY YIDDISH-A-RAMA | Lady HaHa
• EVERYONE OUT OF THE GENE POOL | Lady HaHa
• Adam and Steve | Lady HaHa
• When God Gave Satan a Second Chance | Lady HaHa